Grindstone Road – DivX Version (Normal Quality), iPod/iPhone Version
Author: jessekirk1965 // Category: Fără categorie|
IMDB rating: 5.30 Plot: A young mother becomes stricken by guilt after an accident leaves her son in a coma. Moving to a house in the countryside, she tries to resume a normal life with her husband, but soon beginsobserving supernatural events taking place all around her. |
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DivX Version (Normal Quality), iPod/iPhone Version
Actors: Bryk Greg,Learning Walter,Authors Dylan,Gordon Matt,Bennett Zachary,Pennell Felix,Jordan Sean,Horror,Thriller,
Funny Quotes- Part 2- Which one you like best?
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and…
Follow your dream! Unless it’s the one where you’re at work in your underwear during a fire drill.
Always take time to stop and smell the roses… and sooner or later, you’ll inhale a bee.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either, just leave me alone.
If you don’t like my driving, don’t call anyone. Just take another road. That’s why the highway department made so many of them.
If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek. Nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.
When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal the neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone.
That way, when a salesman calls, you can hold the receiver up to it and run your fingernails across it until he hangs up.
Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down.
Just remember… You gotta break some eggs to make a real mess on your ex’s car!
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket. That’s the price you pay for letting the inlaws stay over.
It’s a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
Keep your nose to the grindstone and your shoulder to the wheel…it’s cheaper than plastic surgery.
This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.
Love is like a roller coaster: when it’s good you don’t want to get off, and when it isn’t… you can’t wait to throw up.
Thanks you just got me out of my BAD mood (which is hard to do) I like them all but these are my favorite
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket. That’s the price you pay for letting the inlaws stay over.
A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone.
That way, when a salesman calls, you can hold the receiver up to it and run your fingernails across it until he hangs up.
dream_angel | Apr 02, 2007
hey beautiful lol
i love them also…especially the "dont walk behind me ..infront of me…beside me" one lol i loove them !!!
fatma | Apr 02, 2007
i am an animal lover but top marks for the dog and chain comment my mother used to say to me if you break both your legs dont come running to me (classic!!!) where as my chubby father used to say he was bulemick he just forgot to be sick
mark w | Apr 02, 2007
Thanks,, good read for a slow Monday am,
I liked them all except the last one,,,,,
Jo Blo | Apr 02, 2007
The last quote was the best
Toushka
Toushka | Apr 02, 2007
None, first off who wrote them? They are quotes aren’t they? Most are stupid.
You’re wasting your points asking, why do you need to know this? Don’t waste your time asking stupidity that’s just taking up space on answers when there are real important questions that can be asked….
Thanks for the points though!
This was ok:
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either, just leave me alone.
This ones true and funny:
Always take time to stop and smell the roses… and sooner or later, you’ll inhale a bee.
matthew c | Apr 02, 2007
I loved all of them Bravo
My favorite one is:
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either, just leave me alone.
Pinky | Apr 02, 2007
Always take time to stop and smell the roses… and sooner or later, you’ll inhale a bee.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either, just leave me alone.
It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal the neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone.
That way, when a salesman calls, you can hold the receiver up to it and run your fingernails across it until he hangs up.
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket. That’s the price you pay for letting the inlaws stay over.
Love is like a roller coaster: when it’s good you don’t want to get off, and when it isn’t… you can’t wait to throw up.
APPLAUSE…. BRAVO….. WELL DONE….
Chloe | Apr 02, 2007
You’re very wise Gh….lol
Ok my favorite is
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either, just leave me alone."
Kate | Apr 02, 2007
Amazing, 1 star from me
John Smith | Apr 02, 2007
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